8A Briggsy Awards

it is time for the semi-anual Briggsy awards! First a little backround on the awards show. We have a record attendence this year of 16 people! Thank you for all of your support. We are growing rapidly. we even have a photographer this year. Thanks again Mrs. Briggs! Now for the awards. First for award is the most interesting! And it goes to...When we gave speeches! this was a fun and interesting time. We got to laugh at our fellow classmates lack of public speaking skills. The Next award goes to the most boring part of the class. This one was a runaway win folks. And the Briggsy goes to...Taking Notes! The next Briggsy is for the most usefull thing that i learned this year in English 3. And the Briggsy goes to...Public Speaking skills! Everyone needs them. Now its time for the Briggsy that honors the founder of the Briggsy awards. The Briggsy is for what is the best thing about mr. brigs...And the Briggsy goes to...all of the funny voices and jokes! Now it is time for our final Briggsy award. This is the most popular and prestigious award. What could Brigs do better?...and the Briggsy of all Briggsys goes to...Watching more movies! Congradulations to all of the award winners and thank you all for coming. Have a safe walk back to your classroom.

7A Decisions

Everyones life is full of decisions. Some are easy and some are hard. My easiest decision was to play football in high school. I love to play football and it was a no brainer to decide to play. I have been playing tackle football since the 2nd grade so it would feel weird to give it up. The hardest decision that i have had to make in my life so far is deciding whether to play baseball or run track in high school. I played both in middle school but in high school you can only play one. I ended up choosing track and i made the right choice. I have had very good success in track and have the school record in the 100m dash. The next hard decision that im going to have to make is where to go to college and whether to play football or run track in college. I love both but most likely im going to have to give up one of them

6a. childhood crush

When i was younger i had a big, big crush on Misty from the pokemon game and show. There is something hott about a girl that can just whip out a pokeball and attack you with a water pokemon. Not only was Misty cute but she owned her own pokemon gym. Not to mention the fact that she traveled with my old idle Ash. I always wanted to be a pokemon trainer so i looked up to all of them. As i grew older and further away from pokemon my crush slowly faded but i will never forget that pokebabe

5A. Welcome to my world

If i teached english 3 things would be much different. First off i would have a very powerful tazer. If you talk out in class you get tazered, if you dont do your homework you get tazered, if you talk back you get tazered, if you look at me in a way that i dont like you get tazered, if i just dont like the way you look then there is a good chance that you will get tazered almost everyday just for making me look at you. There would only be 2 grades. A or a F. You either exceed in my class or you fail. If you fail then you get tazered.

4a. Favorite food

I dont think i can every get tired of chinese food. Orange chicken, chicken teriakki, sweet'n'sour pork and chicken, fried rice, egg rolls. They are all amazing. The panda express at the mall is one of the best places to get chinese. Kobe is the best though no doubt. Monicals pizza also never gets old. It is the perfect thickness with the perfect balance of topings and cheese with an unmatchable amount of seasoning. It is the perfect food. But one thing i cant stand is pulled pork or sloppy joes. I dont know if its their absolutely disgusting appearance or their subpar taste. Yuk. When it comes to drinks you cant go wrong with a mt. dew or a vault. Rockstar is the best energy drink. never try redbull cola. You will want to vomit...forever...and never stop. yes it is that disgusting

3A. Travel

There are so many places i want to eventually travel to. That is what i want to do after college. Most of these places are out of the country but there are also a lot in the country that i wouldnt mind visiting. Number one would have to be New York. From everything ive heard everybody has a good time in New York. Las Vegas would be number two. I would need to be 21 when i visited here to fully enjoy the things Vegas offers. Number 3 would have to be Honalulu. Ive always wanted to go to Hawaii because of its exciting culture and warm environmet. Number 4 would be Puerto Rico. I have just always wanted to go there. Any city in Alaska would be Number 5. I have an old friend that lives there and they said that seeing a moose in your back yard is as common as seeing a squirell in our back yards here. I think that would be really cool

2A- i wanna grow old with you

I bet you don't know what happened to Doug Funny. Most of you are familiar with doug's childhood from his show on tv called "Doug". Doug like most childhood TV stars had trouble finding another gig after "Doug" was cancled. He went into a big debt because he was still spending like a TV star even though he was unemployed. Things for Doug turned around once he met his mentor. Mike Tyson. Mike showed doug what it took to make it in the real world. From ear biting drills to public speaking abilities. Tyson trained Doug into a solid boxer. Doug was determined to challenge his ex-bestfriend Skeeter who stole his dream woman Patty Maoneise. After many eaten ears and hard work in the gym Doug was finally ready. Doug knocked Skeeter out in the first 15 seconds of the fight and won his dream girl. Things wernt as good for Skeeter. He lost his woman, pride, and an ear

1A President

If any celebrity could be the president of the United States it would have to be Arnold Schwarzenegger. He already has political expirience being the governor of California. He is also a very big man that could intimidate rulers of other countries into doing what ever we want them to do. His vice president would be Chuck Norris. We would have the most dominating rulers in the world. We would get whatever we wanted. The head of the secret service would be Jack Baur. That way there is absolutely no chance that Arnold or Chuck could get killed. Secretary of defence would be Tim Tebow. Tim can arrange an air and ground attack like no one else. The treasurer would be Rod Blagojevich. He is very good at finding ways to make money. We would have the greatest government of all time

Why it is so...

There is a lot of debate whether the continents were ever one super continent. Both sides have good arguments but i have the real answer. They were two giant continents on opposite sides of the earth. This was so long ago that Yoda was just a teenager. Yoda and his people lived on one of the continents. The other was occupied by wookies. The two continents hated each other and the waged war. There was so much fighting that the continents began to split and the inhabitents thought the world was ending so they hoped in their space ships and went to find different planets to live on.

If I had to marry a make believe person it would be...

If I had to marry or date a mythical person it would be a hot witch. Witches can make me potions and cure me of any disease that i might get. They can also make me potions to mess with people that make me mad. Potions to shrink heads, change hair color, turn into insects, things that that. She could also do magic and it could save us a lot of money. for example, she could blend things with her mind so we wouldn't need to buy a blender and she could cook with her mind so we wouldn't need to buy a microwave or oven.

3 wishes...

If a magical genie granted me three wishes it would be very tough. I would first wish would be for all the money in the world because i would wish for a money tree that would regrow in 15 seconds if anyone tried to cut it down and only i could take money from it. Because money can buy happiness. My second wish would be to be the ruler of the world. This way i could tell everyone what to do. My final wish would be to be able to have all the superpowers. I would be able to fly, turn invisible, shoot lasers, transform, breathe underwater, the works.

Media

I cant stand a lot of people in the media. I strongly dislike people that are always so dramatic about everything. Oprah is like this and so are pretty much all of the reporters on 60 minutes. They always act like every bad thing is the end of the world and that everytime someone does something good then they are the greatest hero that the world has ever seen. I also hate when news or news related shows go on and on about the same exact thing it gets so annoying. An example of this now is the A-Rod steroid scandle. I was home sick the day it came out and that was the only thing ESPN talked about. They showed the interview, discussed the interview, analized the interview, analized the analysis of the interview, talked about how much it hurts his image and then they show it all over again. It gets so annoying

Beautiful

The most beautiful thing in the world is by far a well taken care of football field during pregame warm ups. During pregame is when you can take this all in. You are on your back stretching and you can feel and smell the fresh cut grass. You look to your left and then to your right and see all of your teammates. There is the occasional laugh from the stands or the thud of a foot making contact with a football during a warm up punt. The best part is you know in a short time this beautiful place will become a battlefield full of sweat, pain, and blood. I love football

In ten years...

Dear Brady,

Your probably stealing Spencers life fortune right now because you are an undercover super spy that does whatever the heck he wants. I hope you are married by now and at least one kid. Preferably a boy. You probably named him Thrash or Blade. Hes going to grow up to be a NFL player just because of his intimmidating name. You stole him a nice car from Spencer Pratt because he was swimming in his 3 million dollar pool. After you single handedly take over Canada you will rename it to Schroederland and it will quickly become the most powerful country ever...in history...like yeah its that good. Well anyway im sure ur a complete stud so just keep doin what your doin

My grandparents wedding

My grandparents had a very normal, dull, and boring wedding. It was a hot summer day in the beautiful Bloomington Illinois. There was i nice big cake with lots of icing and bottles and bottles of beverages. Everything was going just as my grandparents had planned. That is until it was raided by a small organisation of german pirates. This organisation, the TFF, (The Frosting Fighters) is known for raiding weddings and eating all of the cake, cup cakes, brownies ect. My uncle tried to stop them but he was just simply no match for the TFF. The pirates stole every last piece of cake and all of our brownies. Little did they know that we were tipped off just hours before the wedding that the TFF would be striking from a old japanese man that was taking all of the coins out of the local wishing fountain. So my cousin and i switched the cake and brownies with fake ones filled with dirt and hid the real cake and brownies. We brought out the real ones and the wedding continued

If i was famous it would be for...

If i could be famous for anthing it would be for being a great cook that specializes in pot pies. Chicken, beef, turkey, goose, if you can put it in a lightly buttered flakey pot pie crust then i would be famous for it. I would enter all the pot pie contests and win them all and make a lot of money. I would then use all of my money to buy an army of highly armed robots and captured elves from the north pole trained by chuck norris, jack baur and david stine to defeat jake rutherford's army of dinosaurs and drones. I will establish my HQ in Canada. And yes david stine can kill a 12 dinosaurs with one calculator.