If i was famous it would be for...

If i could be famous for anthing it would be for being a great cook that specializes in pot pies. Chicken, beef, turkey, goose, if you can put it in a lightly buttered flakey pot pie crust then i would be famous for it. I would enter all the pot pie contests and win them all and make a lot of money. I would then use all of my money to buy an army of highly armed robots and captured elves from the north pole trained by chuck norris, jack baur and david stine to defeat jake rutherford's army of dinosaurs and drones. I will establish my HQ in Canada. And yes david stine can kill a 12 dinosaurs with one calculator.