In ten years...

Dear Brady,

Your probably stealing Spencers life fortune right now because you are an undercover super spy that does whatever the heck he wants. I hope you are married by now and at least one kid. Preferably a boy. You probably named him Thrash or Blade. Hes going to grow up to be a NFL player just because of his intimmidating name. You stole him a nice car from Spencer Pratt because he was swimming in his 3 million dollar pool. After you single handedly take over Canada you will rename it to Schroederland and it will quickly become the most powerful country ever...in history...like yeah its that good. Well anyway im sure ur a complete stud so just keep doin what your doin

My grandparents wedding

My grandparents had a very normal, dull, and boring wedding. It was a hot summer day in the beautiful Bloomington Illinois. There was i nice big cake with lots of icing and bottles and bottles of beverages. Everything was going just as my grandparents had planned. That is until it was raided by a small organisation of german pirates. This organisation, the TFF, (The Frosting Fighters) is known for raiding weddings and eating all of the cake, cup cakes, brownies ect. My uncle tried to stop them but he was just simply no match for the TFF. The pirates stole every last piece of cake and all of our brownies. Little did they know that we were tipped off just hours before the wedding that the TFF would be striking from a old japanese man that was taking all of the coins out of the local wishing fountain. So my cousin and i switched the cake and brownies with fake ones filled with dirt and hid the real cake and brownies. We brought out the real ones and the wedding continued

If i was famous it would be for...

If i could be famous for anthing it would be for being a great cook that specializes in pot pies. Chicken, beef, turkey, goose, if you can put it in a lightly buttered flakey pot pie crust then i would be famous for it. I would enter all the pot pie contests and win them all and make a lot of money. I would then use all of my money to buy an army of highly armed robots and captured elves from the north pole trained by chuck norris, jack baur and david stine to defeat jake rutherford's army of dinosaurs and drones. I will establish my HQ in Canada. And yes david stine can kill a 12 dinosaurs with one calculator.