My grandparents wedding

My grandparents had a very normal, dull, and boring wedding. It was a hot summer day in the beautiful Bloomington Illinois. There was i nice big cake with lots of icing and bottles and bottles of beverages. Everything was going just as my grandparents had planned. That is until it was raided by a small organisation of german pirates. This organisation, the TFF, (The Frosting Fighters) is known for raiding weddings and eating all of the cake, cup cakes, brownies ect. My uncle tried to stop them but he was just simply no match for the TFF. The pirates stole every last piece of cake and all of our brownies. Little did they know that we were tipped off just hours before the wedding that the TFF would be striking from a old japanese man that was taking all of the coins out of the local wishing fountain. So my cousin and i switched the cake and brownies with fake ones filled with dirt and hid the real cake and brownies. We brought out the real ones and the wedding continued